yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
