Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just forgot I was standing up.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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