My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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