so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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