I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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