sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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