Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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