Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
A bitchslap is in order.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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