They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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