nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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