oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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