it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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