your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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