did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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