I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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