Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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