it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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