Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm at about main and main street
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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