I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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