When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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