Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think my vagina is haunted
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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