I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I need to wash the frat house off of me
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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