i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i drank out of a bidet.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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