You made me cry and you don't even care
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
