I puked a lego.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
only if we run a train.
done.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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