I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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