Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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