it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
