in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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