He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
