he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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