there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Randomize
