What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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