please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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