You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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