is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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