so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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