he shaved USA in his pubs
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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