Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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