Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Send help, water and tortillas.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
