You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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