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• (916): View more from California

  is it cool if i come over and use your computer?

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  what happened to yours?

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  i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.

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• (310): View more from California

  My entire life is one complicated drinking game

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo

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• (940): View more from Texas

  low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.

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