Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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