didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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