I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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