So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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