Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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