My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I'm really busy with my period
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