Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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