I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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