we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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